Add a little dark humor to your homestead or garden with this bold personalized banner featuring the phrase:
“Red splatter is red. Luminol is blue. I watch enough true crime & wine time that no one will ever find you.”
Made from lightweight yet highly durable poly poplin-canvas fabric, this banner is designed to stand up to the elements while keeping colors crisp and vibrant. The design is printed clearly on both sides, so it looks great from every angle, whether it’s displayed in your yard, garden, patio, or along a walkway. A built-in top sleeve makes mounting quick and easy on standard flag poles.
Perfect for true crime lovers with a sense of humor, this banner delivers personality without sacrificing quality.
Details:
• 100% poly poplin-canvas fabric
• Available : 12" × 18" 
• Same design printed on both sides (flag flips over the long edge)
• Black inside lining for added durability
• Top sleeve for easy placement
• Pole, hooks, or fasteners not included


A statement piece for anyone who knows the difference between red splatter and luminol blue—and watches enough true crime to prove it.