There are lullabies… and then there’s Keith Morrison.
This candle is for the devoted true crime listener who finds comfort in slow narration, dramatic pauses, and that unmistakable voice guiding you into dreamland. Featuring a charming goat design paired with the phrase “I Fall Asleep to Keith Morrison,” this candle blends cozy and clever in one perfectly criminally calm package.
Each candle is hand-poured using 100% natural soy wax sourced from USA-farmed soybeans and finished with a 100% cotton eco wick for a clean, even burn. Your design shines on a permanent adhesive label, wrapped around your choice of a clear or amber glass vessel.
Choose from comforting fragrances like Vanilla Bean, Eucalyptus Lavender Herb, Pink Grapefruit, Fresh Balsam, Sea Breeze, Honeysuckle, Comfort Spice, Spiced Pumpkin Ginger, or go Unscented if you prefer your crime stories without distraction.
Available Sizes:
• 9oz total (7.5oz wax) | 50 to 60 hour burn time
• 4oz total (3.5oz wax) | 25 to 30 hour burn time
Details:
• Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton eco wick
• Clear or amber glass jar options
• Permanent adhesive label
• All scents feature the same natural wax color
Safety Note:
Keep the candle within sight while burning. Keep away from children, pets, and flammable items. For best results, burn 3 to 4 hours per use and trim wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use when 1/2" of wax remains.
Perfect for late-night Dateline marathons, podcast binges, and anyone who considers investigative journalism a bedtime routine.