Some days call for calm. Other days call for a tank top that says exactly what everyone else is thinking. The What the Fuckery tank is your go-to for heat waves, hot takes, and full-blown side-eye moments.
Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton, this garment-dyed tank delivers that perfectly broken-in feel from the very first wear. The relaxed fit drapes comfortably on any body type without clinging, pulling, or trying too hard. It is soft but substantial, with a medium-weight fabric that feels durable without being heavy.
Produced under the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol, this tank reflects ethical sourcing and responsible production. It is dyed using OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes for rich, long-lasting color that is easier on the environment. The clean pigment dye process is salt-free, making it a smart choice for anyone who wants bold style without compromising sustainability.
Details:
• 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Medium fabric, 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Sewn-in twill label
Comfortable. Sustainable. Slightly unfiltered.



 
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Width, in
16.50
17.50
19.50
21.25
23.00
25.00
27.00


Length, in
25.25
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50